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What people are saying about the Exerciser 2000 Elite®

High Blood Pressure

 
  World War II Veteran with health problems
I am a World War II Veteran with a basket of health problems. I saw your ad in the VFW magazine, came to your showroom and, after a brief demonstration, I bought one on the spot. After using the machine for 30 days I had worked up to 16 minutes, 3 times a day on Program 2. I had headaches, high blood pressure, arthritis, joint pain, back pain, stiff muscles, cold feet and breathing problems. I have improved all of these problems and I am so happy that I can go to bed at night with warm feet. My mail box is 150 feet from my house and I used to have to stop and rest two times on a trip to get the mail. Yesterday, I made the round trip non-stop. I am so happy that I found some relief for some of my health problems. At 86 years old, I know that I am a very lucky man. Our son, was over the other day and tried the Exerciser 2000 Elite® and says he just has to get him one! We thank you great people at Clark Enterprises. I am very happy for the help of my new Exerciser 2000 Elite®. It’s Great! —Hugh L.
 
 

Diabetes

 
  Referred by a friend
My friend phoned me and said I should look in the American Legion magazine for an advertisement that he was extremely interested in. It was your Exerciser 2000 Elite®. In just a few days, my friend ordered one and was extremely impressed with the results. A few days later I also ordered one and my wife and I have been very, very impressed with the almost immediate results. Everything you say in your advertisement is certainly true. At the age of 86, I suffer from diabetes and very achy knees with almost bone on bone. The Exerciser 2000 Elite® has already helped the constant numbness in my feet and I actually screamed out in pain whenever I would take a step with my walker. My wife suffers from Fibromyalgia and perhaps post-polio syndrome along with a circulation problem and she has already seen improved results. Several years ago my wife had operations on both knees at the same time. Consequently, to get up and down off the floor is difficult. We took your suggestion and put a piece of plywood on a bed and that is the answer for anyone who cannot maneuver up and down from the floor. Your product is the greatest thing since the riding lawnmower. When a person is 21, you never give any thought to purchasing a riding lawnmower. You wait until you are 55 or older. All those years you could have had the luxury of mowing with ease. The same is true about your Exerciser 2000 Elite®. A person should purchase one at an early age and enjoy all the health improvements you notice immediately. —Wallace M.
 
 
 
  Back Pain Relief
My wife and I both use the Exerciser 2000 and are extremely pleased with it and the results obtained. Up until recently, we had been going to a school where they were teaching young adults to become massage therapists, however, the school had to close down for various reasons. I had been seeing your magazine ad for this machine for quite some time and finally decided to try it. What a wonderful discovery! I suffer from a combination of Gout, Diabetes and lower back problems. My wife has problems with her neck, right shoulder and upper back. I won’t say that this machine is a cure-all, but comes very close. I use it three times a day and she uses it twice a day. It would be difficult to describe the changes it has brought us. Suffice it to say that, for us, it is an answer to a prayer. If someone is contemplating a purchase, don’t wait. You will never be sure how much it does help in so many ways, until you try it. You will not be disappointed. Thank you so much for providing to us the means to relieve a lot of pain and enjoy life again. — D. Dinkel
 
 
 
  Diabetics
I am in my late 80’s and have diabetes. The first thing I noticed when I started using my Exerciser 2000 Elite® was that my feet were warm when I went to bed. They were always ice cold before. Because one of my problems is poor circulation, I use the machine three times a day for 10 minutes each; in the morning, late afternoon and just before bed. I almost forgot to mention that I have not been able to lift my arms above my head. Now I can do it. You think that’s no big deal until you can’t do it anymore. Thanks for a wonderful machine. —Ralph K.
 
 

Arthritis

 
  76 year old feels 10 years younger
This is just a note to thank you for the rebate check. I am more grateful to you than ever – and I was already grateful because I am getting so much good out of my Exerciser 2000 Elite®, far more than I expected. I am 76 years old, heavy, stiff with arthritis and a leukemic for the past nine years. Using your machine twice a day has made me feel ten years younger. I am far less stiff and my thinking is clearer. I also have a great deal more energy. When you say that your company is in the business of “helping people feel better”, it is no fib! —Kate B.
 
 
 
  World War II Veteran with health problems
I am a World War II Veteran with a basket of health problems. I saw your ad in the VFW magazine, came to your showroom and, after a brief demonstration, I bought one on the spot. After using the machine for 30 days I had worked up to 16 minutes, 3 times a day on Program 2. I had headaches, high blood pressure, arthritis, joint pain, back pain, stiff muscles, cold feet and breathing problems. I have improved all of these problems and I am so happy that I can go to bed at night with warm feet. My mail box is 150 feet from my house and I used to have to stop and rest two times on a trip to get the mail. Yesterday, I made the round trip non-stop. I am so happy that I found some relief for some of my health problems. At 86 years old, I know that I am a very lucky man. Our son, was over the other day and tried the Exerciser 2000 Elite® and says he just has to get him one! We thank you great people at Clark Enterprises. I am very happy for the help of my new Exerciser 2000 Elite®. It’s Great! —Hugh L.
 
 
 
  Back Pain & Arthritis Relief
Since I bought the Exerciser 2000 Elite® it has really helped my back pain and arthritis. I was so satisfied with it I decided to order the Kneading Roller 2000 Elite® reflexology machine for my feet. Now I have my own “mini-gym” to use at my discretion and don’t have to “get dressed to go out” to a local gym somewhere which saves me time as well as money – no club membership fees and no gas money to get there. Now that’s a big plus! I’m pleased with my machines and I’ve had them less than a month. What a great investment in my health! —Genelle M.
 
 
 
  Knee Pain Relief and much more
We recently received our Exerciser 2000 Elite® and the miracles started happening. In September of 2000, I took early retirement as a HVAC mechanic from Jefferson County Schools because my doctor told me the next time I had an injury I would have to have knee replacement surgery. A great deal of my work was either on my knees or on a ladder with a heavy tool pouch on. Both knees gave me a lot of pain, but now it is gone. The real test was when it was time to get the extension ladder and get the rain gutters on the house cleaned out again. For the first time in years, my knees didn’t hurt going up and down the ladder. When I got up the next morning I had no pain at all. I’ve had edema in my legs and ankles for about 20 years and I noticed an improvement after one week. Now it’s almost gone. I have also quit taking my gout meds. I don’t think I need them anymore and this winter was a bad one for gout (not the weather…but the holiday food). I have had varicose veins below my right knee ever since I was a kid, checking out groceries all day for Safeway. I recently noticed the veins aren’t bulging out anymore. My asthma and sleep apnea are also both much better. I feel alive again, and don’t nap much anymore. I guess this machine helps just about everything. Too bad it doesn’t fix teeth! Life is good! –—David H.
 
 

Workout / Cool Down

 
  Cool down after workout
I love using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® after my morning workout. It is an excellent way to cool down and it helps to start my day off right. —Deanna C., Kansas
 
 
 
  Increased Endurance
I first became acquainted with the Exerciser 2000 Elite® through the Saturday Evening Post magazine, as I am always on the lookout for anything that might improve my racquetball game plus it had a thirty day return policy (how could I go wrong). After using it for a week, I was so impressed that I ordered two more machines as gifts for my son and daughter, who are both adults. I am in excellent health and played one to one racquetball two or three times a week, in half hour sessions. At the end of each session I would be thoroughly exhausted and feel that I had gotten a great workout. After using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® for two or three weeks, I found that my racquetball sessions were becoming longer and longer .... and without the feeling of exhaustion. Now my regular sessions are from two and a half to three hours long and I feel great. I owe it all to the Exerciser 2000 Elite®, in fact, I wouldn’t sell it back for double what I paid for it. My regular opponents are 39, 49 and 54 and they wonder what is going on, as I will be 79 in April and am at the top of my game. Thanks for making such a wonderful machine. —Dick S.
 
 
 
  Gym Membership vs Cost of Exerciser 2000 Elite®
I have had my machine for over 7 years. The membership at my local gym is $446 per year and the savings of Exerciser 2000 Elite® for the 7 years that I have had the machine is: 7 times $446 =$3122. This is equivalent to the cost of 8 machines. I chose the Exerciser 2000 Elite® over the gym membership because I could exercise at any time that I wanted and not have to travel anyplace to do it. My back does not hurt anymore and I am as limber as I was when I was a teen. I travel a great deal and the luggage is very heavy and without this machine I could not keep on doing the traveling or lifting.My son and I did a 28-day walk through Australia and I was able to keep up with him. He was amazed at how limber I was and we backpacked the whole time. I feel I cannot live without my machine and I challenge people to get one and see the difference in their ability to move and breathe better. By the way, I have been on this planet for 57 years, but because of this machine I am staying young. Thank you. —Polly C.
 
 

Headaches

 
  World War II Veteran with health problems
I am a World War II Veteran with a basket of health problems. I saw your ad in the VFW magazine, came to your showroom and, after a brief demonstration, I bought one on the spot. After using the machine for 30 days I had worked up to 16 minutes, 3 times a day on Program 2. I had headaches, high blood pressure, arthritis, joint pain, back pain, stiff muscles, cold feet and breathing problems. I have improved all of these problems and I am so happy that I can go to bed at night with warm feet. My mail box is 150 feet from my house and I used to have to stop and rest two times on a trip to get the mail. Yesterday, I made the round trip non-stop. I am so happy that I found some relief for some of my health problems. At 86 years old, I know that I am a very lucky man. Our son, was over the other day and tried the Exerciser 2000 Elite® and says he just has to get him one! We thank you great people at Clark Enterprises. I am very happy for the help of my new Exerciser 2000 Elite®. It’s Great! —Hugh L.
 
 

Back Pain

 
  Lower back pain relief and more
I want to tell you and everyone how much I like the Exerciser 2000 Elite®. I had such lower back pain that I could not stand it. I saw your ad in the American Legion magazine two years ago. At that time, I thought it wouldn’t help. But, I ordered one anyway. Up to the time I received the Exerciser 2000 Elite®, I still had doubts if it would work. I was wrong. I have used it for four months now. Now I have very little back pain, am more regular, and I sleep much better now thanks to the Exerciser 2000 Elite®. I would not ever part with it. It is the greatest thing I ever bought. —Clifford C.
 
 
 
  World War II Veteran with health problems
I am a World War II Veteran with a basket of health problems. I saw your ad in the VFW magazine, came to your showroom and, after a brief demonstration, I bought one on the spot. After using the machine for 30 days I had worked up to 16 minutes, 3 times a day on Program 2. I had headaches, high blood pressure, arthritis, joint pain, back pain, stiff muscles, cold feet and breathing problems. I have improved all of these problems and I am so happy that I can go to bed at night with warm feet. My mail box is 150 feet from my house and I used to have to stop and rest two times on a trip to get the mail. Yesterday, I made the round trip non-stop. I am so happy that I found some relief for some of my health problems. At 86 years old, I know that I am a very lucky man. Our son, was over the other day and tried the Exerciser 2000 Elite® and says he just has to get him one! We thank you great people at Clark Enterprises. I am very happy for the help of my new Exerciser 2000 Elite®. It’s Great! —Hugh L.
 
 
 
  Lower blood pressure after 4 months
I received my Exerciser 2000 Elite® in May 2006. The first 4 months I didn’t notice much difference. After using the machine for 5 or 6 months, I started monitoring improvements. I believe the reason it took so long to notice anything is because I was only using it once a day instead of twice a day. Now for the benefits I have received…my toes are not numb anymore. My lower back has improved about 70%. My blood pressure has dropped from 140/70 to 122/60 and I am not quite as tired as I used to be. My breathing is also a lot deeper. I will use this machine until I drop. —Tony S.
 
 
 
  Back Pain & Arthritis Relief
Since I bought the Exerciser 2000 Elite® it has really helped my back pain and arthritis. I was so satisfied with it I decided to order the Kneading Roller 2000 Elite® reflexology machine for my feet. Now I have my own “mini-gym” to use at my discretion and don’t have to “get dressed to go out” to a local gym somewhere which saves me time as well as money – no club membership fees and no gas money to get there. Now that’s a big plus! I’m pleased with my machines and I’ve had them less than a month. What a great investment in my health! —Genelle M.
 
 
 
  Sciatica Pain Relief
I saw your ad for the Exerciser 2000 Elite® in the Elks magazine for several months. The information in the ad almost sounded “too good to be true”. With your no risk money back guarantee I figured I had nothing to lose so I purchased the machine…and boy, am I glad I did! I am 75 years old and suffer from sciatica, which makes my back and legs tighten up and causes numbness. After using the machine for only 4 minutes, I noticed my lower back loosening up. My sciatica is not giving me problems anymore and my body stays loosened up. My wife and I went to a restaurant the other day and we had to wait in line for about an hour. I was able to stand there without any pain! I have also had a snoring problem for quite sometime, however, since using the machine my snoring has subsided. My wife is so excited! I cannot tell you how much this machine has turned my life around. The Exerciser 2000 Elite® is the greatest thing since sliced bread! I am going to tell everyone I know about it. —C. Cummings
 
 
 
  62 year young hairdresser
I ordered my Exerciser 2000 Elite® on a Monday and received it on a Wednesday. WOW! What Service! I started using it that day…2 times a day for 2 minutes each session for about 2 weeks. I am up to 16 minutes for 2-3 sessions each day. I cannot describe what this machine has done for me. I can now say my back is much better and my knees are better. Before using the Exerciser 2000 I could not stand very long without holding onto something and my walking was painful. I have been a hairdresser 40+ years. I am 62 years old and I can do more work now than in the past 2 years. I can do my housework easier. Climbing up and down on step stools was risky before, but now it’s not a problem. THANK YOU! THANK YOU! —P. Smith
 
 
 
  Back Pain Relief
My wife and I both use the Exerciser 2000 and are extremely pleased with it and the results obtained. Up until recently, we had been going to a school where they were teaching young adults to become massage therapists, however, the school had to close down for various reasons. I had been seeing your magazine ad for this machine for quite some time and finally decided to try it. What a wonderful discovery! I suffer from a combination of Gout, Diabetes and lower back problems. My wife has problems with her neck, right shoulder and upper back. I won’t say that this machine is a cure-all, but comes very close. I use it three times a day and she uses it twice a day. It would be difficult to describe the changes it has brought us. Suffice it to say that, for us, it is an answer to a prayer. If someone is contemplating a purchase, don’t wait. You will never be sure how much it does help in so many ways, until you try it. You will not be disappointed. Thank you so much for providing to us the means to relieve a lot of pain and enjoy life again. — D. Dinkel
 
 
 
  Sexual Dysfunction
I tried this wonderful machine while attending a trade show in the Kansas City area. I had been walking through the show for quite some time and my lower back and hips were starting to bother me. I am somewhat overweight, which doesn’t help my hip problem. The gentleman at the show was giving 4 minute demonstrations and I didn’t figure I had anything to lose and besides I could lie down for 4 minutes and take a load off my feet. When the machine shut off after 4 minutes, I felt a tingling sensation in my legs. I was amazed how good my low back and hips felt. My husband and I decided to buy the machine and give it a try since it had a money back guarantee. After having the machine for a little over a week my husband decided to try it since I kept going on about how good it made me feel. While my husband was using the machine he told me there was “something funny going on”. “I am having somewhat of a tingling sensation, but it is not in my legs”, he said. My husband is 76 and I am 68. My husband’s sex drive has diminished over the past 8-9 years. As of this writing, we both have been using the machine for a month and a half. My husband is acting like he is in his 50’s….I don’t need to go into anymore detail!!! Thank you for this wonderful machine. —Gladys R.
 
 
 
  Lower Back Pain Relief
I have chronic low back pain that started when I was in the Navy. I have been told to do back exercises. My back would hurt the worst in the morning. The first time I tried Exerciser 2000 Elite®, the next morning my back pain was almost gone and I couldn’t believe it. I now use it morning and night along with my family who has seen numerous benefits, as well. We keep it in the living room so we never forget to use it. I almost forgot, I also have lots more energy. —G. Frecht
 
 
 
  Hip and Lower Back Pain
I can’t wait any longer to tell you I’ve broken all your records for results. Within six weeks of owning my Exerciser 2000 Elite® I referred seven people who also purchased a machine. My hips kept me awake all night so I hated to go to bed and to get up. I sat in a recliner all day as my lower back was a killer. The first day I used the machine for a total of 10 minutes. I went to bed and woke up in the morning and haven’t had any hip pain since. Unbelievable! My lower back pain is also gone! Just finished shampooing five rooms of carpet. So very sorry I didn’t order it sooner. It paid for itself the first week. People just look at me and wonder what happened. Oh yes, I am 87 years old! Thanks for my new life. – Dorothy B.
 
 

Breathing Problems

 
  World War II Veteran with health problems
I am a World War II Veteran with a basket of health problems. I saw your ad in the VFW magazine, came to your showroom and, after a brief demonstration, I bought one on the spot. After using the machine for 30 days I had worked up to 16 minutes, 3 times a day on Program 2. I had headaches, high blood pressure, arthritis, joint pain, back pain, stiff muscles, cold feet and breathing problems. I have improved all of these problems and I am so happy that I can go to bed at night with warm feet. My mail box is 150 feet from my house and I used to have to stop and rest two times on a trip to get the mail. Yesterday, I made the round trip non-stop. I am so happy that I found some relief for some of my health problems. At 86 years old, I know that I am a very lucky man. Our son, was over the other day and tried the Exerciser 2000 Elite® and says he just has to get him one! We thank you great people at Clark Enterprises. I am very happy for the help of my new Exerciser 2000 Elite®. It’s Great! —Hugh L.
 
 

Sleep Apnea

 
  Knee Pain Relief and much more
We recently received our Exerciser 2000 Elite® and the miracles started happening. In September of 2000, I took early retirement as a HVAC mechanic from Jefferson County Schools because my doctor told me the next time I had an injury I would have to have knee replacement surgery. A great deal of my work was either on my knees or on a ladder with a heavy tool pouch on. Both knees gave me a lot of pain, but now it is gone. The real test was when it was time to get the extension ladder and get the rain gutters on the house cleaned out again. For the first time in years, my knees didn’t hurt going up and down the ladder. When I got up the next morning I had no pain at all. I’ve had edema in my legs and ankles for about 20 years and I noticed an improvement after one week. Now it’s almost gone. I have also quit taking my gout meds. I don’t think I need them anymore and this winter was a bad one for gout (not the weather…but the holiday food). I have had varicose veins below my right knee ever since I was a kid, checking out groceries all day for Safeway. I recently noticed the veins aren’t bulging out anymore. My asthma and sleep apnea are also both much better. I feel alive again, and don’t nap much anymore. I guess this machine helps just about everything. Too bad it doesn’t fix teeth! Life is good! –—David H.
 
 
 
  Sleep Apnea
I have suffered with sleep apnea for many years. The end result was waking everyday with a total feeling of lethargy. After a sleep study had been done, I was told I would have to use a breathing apparatus. In the meantime, I was introduced to the Exerciser 2000 Elite® and decided to purchase one. To start with, I used it for just 4 minutes, three times a day on speed #3. Within two weeks I was using it three times a day for ten minutes each session. I was sleeping more deeply and restfully. Today, over a year later, I am using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® twice a day for 16 minutes each session. My wife no longer complains about my snoring, which has all but abated. I feel great and no longer have problems sleeping. —David B.
 
 

Joint Pain

 
  World War II Veteran with health problems
I am a World War II Veteran with a basket of health problems. I saw your ad in the VFW magazine, came to your showroom and, after a brief demonstration, I bought one on the spot. After using the machine for 30 days I had worked up to 16 minutes, 3 times a day on Program 2. I had headaches, high blood pressure, arthritis, joint pain, back pain, stiff muscles, cold feet and breathing problems. I have improved all of these problems and I am so happy that I can go to bed at night with warm feet. My mail box is 150 feet from my house and I used to have to stop and rest two times on a trip to get the mail. Yesterday, I made the round trip non-stop. I am so happy that I found some relief for some of my health problems. At 86 years old, I know that I am a very lucky man. Our son, was over the other day and tried the Exerciser 2000 Elite® and says he just has to get him one! We thank you great people at Clark Enterprises. I am very happy for the help of my new Exerciser 2000 Elite®. It’s Great! —Hugh L.
 
 

Restless Leg Syndrome

 
  Restless leg syndrome
Little did I know when I ordered the Exercise 2000 Elite® that it would prove valuable to my wife of 62 years. I got it for the stiffness in my legs and it works perfectly to get me loosened up after playing tennis in the morning. When I come home I immediately get on the Exerciser 2000 Elite® for ten minutes and I feel great! My wife suffers from restless leg syndrome at night. Instead of walking the floor for a long period of time, she just gets on the Exerciser for ten minutes and the syndrome subsides. After wrestling with restless legs for a long time she is all smiles in the morning. Happy days are here again! Just thought you would like to know. —Dick P.
 
 

Poor Circulation

 
  Referred by a friend
My friend phoned me and said I should look in the American Legion magazine for an advertisement that he was extremely interested in. It was your Exerciser 2000 Elite®. In just a few days, my friend ordered one and was extremely impressed with the results. A few days later I also ordered one and my wife and I have been very, very impressed with the almost immediate results. Everything you say in your advertisement is certainly true. At the age of 86, I suffer from diabetes and very achy knees with almost bone on bone. The Exerciser 2000 Elite® has already helped the constant numbness in my feet and I actually screamed out in pain whenever I would take a step with my walker. My wife suffers from Fibromyalgia and perhaps post-polio syndrome along with a circulation problem and she has already seen improved results. Several years ago my wife had operations on both knees at the same time. Consequently, to get up and down off the floor is difficult. We took your suggestion and put a piece of plywood on a bed and that is the answer for anyone who cannot maneuver up and down from the floor. Your product is the greatest thing since the riding lawnmower. When a person is 21, you never give any thought to purchasing a riding lawnmower. You wait until you are 55 or older. All those years you could have had the luxury of mowing with ease. The same is true about your Exerciser 2000 Elite®. A person should purchase one at an early age and enjoy all the health improvements you notice immediately. —Wallace M.
 
 
 
  Diabetics
I am in my late 80’s and have diabetes. The first thing I noticed when I started using my Exerciser 2000 Elite® was that my feet were warm when I went to bed. They were always ice cold before. Because one of my problems is poor circulation, I use the machine three times a day for 10 minutes each; in the morning, late afternoon and just before bed. I almost forgot to mention that I have not been able to lift my arms above my head. Now I can do it. You think that’s no big deal until you can’t do it anymore. Thanks for a wonderful machine. —Ralph K.
 
 
 
  Stress
I bought my Exerciser 2000® a little over a year ago and cannot believe the results I have experienced. I breath much better, my circulation is better and with our busy lifestyle I find my stress level has improved. I use the machine 16 minutes morning and night. Thank you for a great machine that helps to make life more pleasant and less stressful. —Leroy H.
 
 

Edema

 
  97 year old benefits
I had been spending my days just waiting when I saw your ad in Guideposts for the Exerciser 2000 Elite®. I had edema of my left foot and leg, two bad falls and a fear of falling which made me inactive. I’m 97 years old. Could it really help me? My daughter encouraged me to try it. I did. It’s working! I feel alive again and have a new zest for life, thanks to you. —Grace R.
P.S. My daughter loves it too!
 
 
 
  Edema and more
After using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® twice a day for one week the swelling in my ankles went away. It has also helped my breathing, as I can get out and walk without having to stop and catch my breath! Thank you. —Shirley H., Florida
 
 
 
  Relief from Edema and much more
Since we received our Exerciser 2000 Elite® we have been using it regularly. The edema in my legs and hands is almost gone. I can see my ankles and my wedding band is no longer tight. I have had numbness in my right toes for sometime now due to my high blood sugar condition. It was gone in 3 weeks after using the machine 3 times each day. I wake up in the morning with more energy than I have had since I was a young person. Not bad considering I work two jobs with over 70 hours a week. I had knee surgery in January of 2001 and had to take a desk job due to slow healing, swelling and pain. Now the pain is almost gone from the knee and the swelling is greatly reduced since using the Exerciser 2000 Elite®. The most interesting pain was in my shoulder. I injured it at work mowing grass almost 5 years ago. I just waited for it to get better, but it didn’t. I couldn’t raise my arm above my head without a great deal of pain. Well, three 16 minute sessions per day, on the Exerciser 2000 Elite® and it is gone! I can raise my arm above my head with no pain at all. I’m also no longer bothered with loud snoring which helps me sleep, plus having more oxygen in the blood during sleep helps with a great nights sleep. Thank you for the Exerciser 2000 Elite®. —Claudia H.
 
 
 
  Knee Pain Relief and much more
We recently received our Exerciser 2000 Elite® and the miracles started happening. In September of 2000, I took early retirement as a HVAC mechanic from Jefferson County Schools because my doctor told me the next time I had an injury I would have to have knee replacement surgery. A great deal of my work was either on my knees or on a ladder with a heavy tool pouch on. Both knees gave me a lot of pain, but now it is gone. The real test was when it was time to get the extension ladder and get the rain gutters on the house cleaned out again. For the first time in years, my knees didn’t hurt going up and down the ladder. When I got up the next morning I had no pain at all. I’ve had edema in my legs and ankles for about 20 years and I noticed an improvement after one week. Now it’s almost gone. I have also quit taking my gout meds. I don’t think I need them anymore and this winter was a bad one for gout (not the weather…but the holiday food). I have had varicose veins below my right knee ever since I was a kid, checking out groceries all day for Safeway. I recently noticed the veins aren’t bulging out anymore. My asthma and sleep apnea are also both much better. I feel alive again, and don’t nap much anymore. I guess this machine helps just about everything. Too bad it doesn’t fix teeth! Life is good! –—David H.
 
 
 
  Edema
The Exerciser 2000 Elite® is the best product I have ever purchased. I have only been using it twice a day for three weeks and the benefits are wonderful already. I have more energy, I have almost all the leg edema gone and I feel more energetic. I am 48 and would walk like I was 78, now in only three weeks I am probably 80% pain free. I will continue to use this product every day. Thank you for the high quality look and feel of my machine! – James K.
 
 

Fibromyalgia

 
  Referred by a friend
My friend phoned me and said I should look in the American Legion magazine for an advertisement that he was extremely interested in. It was your Exerciser 2000 Elite®. In just a few days, my friend ordered one and was extremely impressed with the results. A few days later I also ordered one and my wife and I have been very, very impressed with the almost immediate results. Everything you say in your advertisement is certainly true. At the age of 86, I suffer from diabetes and very achy knees with almost bone on bone. The Exerciser 2000 Elite® has already helped the constant numbness in my feet and I actually screamed out in pain whenever I would take a step with my walker. My wife suffers from Fibromyalgia and perhaps post-polio syndrome along with a circulation problem and she has already seen improved results. Several years ago my wife had operations on both knees at the same time. Consequently, to get up and down off the floor is difficult. We took your suggestion and put a piece of plywood on a bed and that is the answer for anyone who cannot maneuver up and down from the floor. Your product is the greatest thing since the riding lawnmower. When a person is 21, you never give any thought to purchasing a riding lawnmower. You wait until you are 55 or older. All those years you could have had the luxury of mowing with ease. The same is true about your Exerciser 2000 Elite®. A person should purchase one at an early age and enjoy all the health improvements you notice immediately. —Wallace M.
 
 

Constipation

 
  Constipation and weight loss
“I have had constipation problems for over 25 years. Since I have been using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® I have been regular every day and have begun to lose weight. This is truly a blessing and is so easy to use.” —Jeannie
 
 
 
  Constipation and weight loss
After suffering from IBS for over a year I purchased the Exerciser 2000 Elite® in hopes to help my problem. After using the machine for 30 days I lost 17 pounds and am no longer bothered by IBS. I love my Exerciser 2000 Elite®—it has changed
my life! —Keith J., Missouri
 
 

Insomnia

 
  Thanks for the referral check
Well, we certainly got a pleasant surprise the other day when we opened your letter and found a check as well as such a nice note from you. Thank you so very much for the referral money that we received as a result of our friends mentioning our name when they ordered. We found it so nice to talk with you folks on the phone, and have been SO pleased with the Exerciser 2000 Elite® that we purchased from you. As a matter of fact, when my husband, Jim, cannot sleep at night, he gets on what we call “the machine” and sets the timer. When its done (if he’s not already asleep there on the floor) he gets back in bed and falls asleep right away. He usually gets on it twice a day, sometimes 3 times a day. Thank you again for your fine products and also for the very much appreciated check. —Joanna K.
 
 
 
  Insomnia
For the last 4-5 years, I’ve have suffered from insomnia, which seemed to take over my life. For the last two years, I have depended on a nightly sleeping pill that made me groggy during the day. Since working up to 16 minute sessions on the Exerciser 2000® I fall asleep easily at night. On rare occasions when I wake up I can use the machine for a few minutes and go right back to sleep. Only someone who can’t sleep knows how precious it is to no longer dread bedtime. I can hardly believe the wonderful benefit of the Exerciser 2000. —Jane L.
 
 

Overall Well-Being

 
  Almost 84 and feeling better.
The Exerciser 2000 Elite® is just SUPER! I cannot tell you how much I enjoy my relaxing sessions, 3 times a day. I am almost 84 years old and so many parts of my poor, old hardworking body are crying out for relief – your Exerciser 2000 Elite® has answered my prayers. The minute the machine turns off, I lie very still and a wonderful sensation sweeps up my entire body – like I am about to levitate. When I get up, I feel like I am back in the fast lane. I am so glad I decided to splurge and buy your magical, magnificent machine. —Irene R.
 
 
 
  I was skeptical at first
I purchased the Exerciser 2000 Elite® approximately a month ago. I have Spinal Stenosis of the Lumbar and Cervical spine. I was going in the hospital approximately two or three times a year and getting Epidurals under total anesthesia. I have been on a pain management program for approximately 6 months. I also have severe Osteoarthritis and am bothered with inflammation. Since using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® my pain has diminished considerably. I also had ice cold feet and could not get them warm in anyway while in bed. Since using this machine my feet are toasty warm. Also, I have been doing the Program 1 before retiring and I sleep like a baby. My attitude and just over all feeling has changed and I know it is because I feel better. I was very skeptical at first and felt we could not afford to put that kind of money out. Well, if things continue the way they have been going, this machine will pay for itself just in what I pay for medication. I feel the machine will continue to help in more ways than one and would highly recommend it to anyone who wants to feel better. Thank you Clark Enterprises for making this product available to the public. I only hope that more people will give it a try. —Carol M.
 
 
 
  Over All Well-Being
Thank you for offering this wonderful machine, I am so amazed with the results I have experienced. After only 2 months the ugly veins on my legs disappeared and years of fatigue vanished. After spending thousands of dollars on treatments with no avail, I can’t believe this machine has done so much for me. Not only do I get the luxury of youthful energy, but also the sweetest and deepest sleep. I can’t remember the last time I felt this way. The feeling of well-being is so precious. I am positively looking forward to using my Exerciser 2000 Elite® 2 to 3 times a day for the rest of my life. It is unbelievable how fast I experienced the results. Thank you for your generosity and for being the bridge builders to well-being. —Rose B.
 
 
 
  Medical Problems and Deteriorated Health
My husband is 79 years old. Three years ago, he had triple bypass surgery and he had never been the same. Lately he had lots of medical problems and his health deteriorated to the point that he could not walk or stand up. We have been using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® for a few minutes about three to four times a day. It is hard to believe, but my husband can now stand up and walk a short distance with a walker. I am amazed and very happy. Because of his poor health, we will continue to use it slowly, and I sincerely hope his strength and agility will keep improving. Thank you to your friendly and understanding customer service. Also, thanks to the Exerciser 2000 Elite®, the person who invented it and the company for producing a very useful product. – Marija Oman M.
 
 
 
  Extreme Osteoporosis
In January I ordered the Exerciser 2000 Elite, so I have only had it a bit over a month. It is everything you claim, and more! Thank you! I have two metal knees, and a small metal plate in my back, plus extreme osteoporosis, that necessitates my use of a walker. When I first got my machine I didn’t think it would affect the muscles that much, so I used it 10 minutes that morning, and 10 more minutes that afternoon. Oh! I learned! The next morning my leg muscles were so sore that I couldn’t pick up my ankles to get them onto the machine! I left it alone that first weekend, but then started out more sensibly at two minutes morning and night, and gradually worked up so that now I’m doing 16 minutes, and though I’m still doing speed one, I plan to try the other speeds shortly, and then I’ll be set to try both programs. Thank you so very much. By the way, I’m 92 years old. – Carey C.
 
 

Osteoarthritis

 
  I was skeptical at first
I purchased the Exerciser 2000 Elite® approximately a month ago. I have Spinal Stenosis of the Lumbar and Cervical spine. I was going in the hospital approximately two or three times a year and getting Epidurals under total anesthesia. I have been on a pain management program for approximately 6 months. I also have severe Osteoarthritis and am bothered with inflammation. Since using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® my pain has diminished considerably. I also had ice cold feet and could not get them warm in anyway while in bed. Since using this machine my feet are toasty warm. Also, I have been doing the Program 1 before retiring and I sleep like a baby. My attitude and just over all feeling has changed and I know it is because I feel better. I was very skeptical at first and felt we could not afford to put that kind of money out. Well, if things continue the way they have been going, this machine will pay for itself just in what I pay for medication. I feel the machine will continue to help in more ways than one and would highly recommend it to anyone who wants to feel better. Thank you Clark Enterprises for making this product available to the public. I only hope that more people will give it a try. —Carol M.
 
 

Knee Pain

 
  Knee pain
I have had pain in both of my knees since I had them replaced in 2000, 6 months apart. My husband purchased one of your Exerciser 2000 Elite® machines. I use it when I first get up in the morning and the last thing at night before I go to bed. I put two pillows under my knees for support and use the lowest speed for a few minutes. After a couple of days I worked up to a full 16 minute session. What a blessing! I have no pain, can walk better, keep my balance better and am so grateful, at 77, to lead a normal life again. I thank you so much. —Gwen S.
 
 
 
  Referred by a friend
My friend phoned me and said I should look in the American Legion magazine for an advertisement that he was extremely interested in. It was your Exerciser 2000 Elite®. In just a few days, my friend ordered one and was extremely impressed with the results. A few days later I also ordered one and my wife and I have been very, very impressed with the almost immediate results. Everything you say in your advertisement is certainly true. At the age of 86, I suffer from diabetes and very achy knees with almost bone on bone. The Exerciser 2000 Elite® has already helped the constant numbness in my feet and I actually screamed out in pain whenever I would take a step with my walker. My wife suffers from Fibromyalgia and perhaps post-polio syndrome along with a circulation problem and she has already seen improved results. Several years ago my wife had operations on both knees at the same time. Consequently, to get up and down off the floor is difficult. We took your suggestion and put a piece of plywood on a bed and that is the answer for anyone who cannot maneuver up and down from the floor. Your product is the greatest thing since the riding lawnmower. When a person is 21, you never give any thought to purchasing a riding lawnmower. You wait until you are 55 or older. All those years you could have had the luxury of mowing with ease. The same is true about your Exerciser 2000 Elite®. A person should purchase one at an early age and enjoy all the health improvements you notice immediately. —Wallace M.
 
 
 
  62 year young hairdresser
I ordered my Exerciser 2000 Elite® on a Monday and received it on a Wednesday. WOW! What Service! I started using it that day…2 times a day for 2 minutes each session for about 2 weeks. I am up to 16 minutes for 2-3 sessions each day. I cannot describe what this machine has done for me. I can now say my back is much better and my knees are better. Before using the Exerciser 2000 I could not stand very long without holding onto something and my walking was painful. I have been a hairdresser 40+ years. I am 62 years old and I can do more work now than in the past 2 years. I can do my housework easier. Climbing up and down on step stools was risky before, but now it’s not a problem. THANK YOU! THANK YOU! —P. Smith
 
 
 
  Relief from Edema and much more
Since we received our Exerciser 2000 Elite® we have been using it regularly. The edema in my legs and hands is almost gone. I can see my ankles and my wedding band is no longer tight. I have had numbness in my right toes for sometime now due to my high blood sugar condition. It was gone in 3 weeks after using the machine 3 times each day. I wake up in the morning with more energy than I have had since I was a young person. Not bad considering I work two jobs with over 70 hours a week. I had knee surgery in January of 2001 and had to take a desk job due to slow healing, swelling and pain. Now the pain is almost gone from the knee and the swelling is greatly reduced since using the Exerciser 2000 Elite®. The most interesting pain was in my shoulder. I injured it at work mowing grass almost 5 years ago. I just waited for it to get better, but it didn’t. I couldn’t raise my arm above my head without a great deal of pain. Well, three 16 minute sessions per day, on the Exerciser 2000 Elite® and it is gone! I can raise my arm above my head with no pain at all. I’m also no longer bothered with loud snoring which helps me sleep, plus having more oxygen in the blood during sleep helps with a great nights sleep. Thank you for the Exerciser 2000 Elite®. —Claudia H.
 
 
 
  Knee Pain Relief and much more
We recently received our Exerciser 2000 Elite® and the miracles started happening. In September of 2000, I took early retirement as a HVAC mechanic from Jefferson County Schools because my doctor told me the next time I had an injury I would have to have knee replacement surgery. A great deal of my work was either on my knees or on a ladder with a heavy tool pouch on. Both knees gave me a lot of pain, but now it is gone. The real test was when it was time to get the extension ladder and get the rain gutters on the house cleaned out again. For the first time in years, my knees didn’t hurt going up and down the ladder. When I got up the next morning I had no pain at all. I’ve had edema in my legs and ankles for about 20 years and I noticed an improvement after one week. Now it’s almost gone. I have also quit taking my gout meds. I don’t think I need them anymore and this winter was a bad one for gout (not the weather…but the holiday food). I have had varicose veins below my right knee ever since I was a kid, checking out groceries all day for Safeway. I recently noticed the veins aren’t bulging out anymore. My asthma and sleep apnea are also both much better. I feel alive again, and don’t nap much anymore. I guess this machine helps just about everything. Too bad it doesn’t fix teeth! Life is good! –—David H.
 
 

Cerebral Palsy

 
  Living with Cerebral Palsy
Thank you, thank you, thank you. I am 63 this year and have been living with a birth injury. I guess now you would call it cerebral palsy. It affected the right side of my body. It caused stiffness and has affected my balance as I have aged. Using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® has changed my life in so many ways. I now have the flexibility to do tasks that used to be so difficult. It has taken me since July to realize that I owe it all to this miracle machine, also called my shimmy-shaker. It’s the reason I rise in the morning and sleep peacefully at night. You need to hear these testimonies so you know how much you have changed my life and the lives of others. I am brand new and enjoying the rest of my life with hope and happiness. —Sharon A.
 
 

Hip Pain

 
  Relief from sciatica
I am 54 years old, in good physical shape and like to ride horses every day. About 4 years ago I tripped over a garden hose and fell. Ever since then, I have had huge pain in my right leg and they say it is from the sciatica nerve. I went through physical therapy, which was very costly, and if I do the exercises every day, for one hour, it does seem to help. The problem is I work full time and sit at a computer all day and the pain comes back immediately. I even sold my stick shift car and got an automatic as it pained me to shift. The fact that I bent my body was troubling the issue. So, I was desperate. I could not afford the therapy and really did not have the time to do it in my lifestyle. Then I discovered your machine….after 2 weeks of using the machine twice a day for 10 minutes per session, on speed 2, I now have no problems. Now, I can do it every other day and it keeps the pain gone. Wonderful and amazing….worth every penny! Thank you. —Jennifer M.
 
 
 
  Sexual Dysfunction
I tried this wonderful machine while attending a trade show in the Kansas City area. I had been walking through the show for quite some time and my lower back and hips were starting to bother me. I am somewhat overweight, which doesn’t help my hip problem. The gentleman at the show was giving 4 minute demonstrations and I didn’t figure I had anything to lose and besides I could lie down for 4 minutes and take a load off my feet. When the machine shut off after 4 minutes, I felt a tingling sensation in my legs. I was amazed how good my low back and hips felt. My husband and I decided to buy the machine and give it a try since it had a money back guarantee. After having the machine for a little over a week my husband decided to try it since I kept going on about how good it made me feel. While my husband was using the machine he told me there was “something funny going on”. “I am having somewhat of a tingling sensation, but it is not in my legs”, he said. My husband is 76 and I am 68. My husband’s sex drive has diminished over the past 8-9 years. As of this writing, we both have been using the machine for a month and a half. My husband is acting like he is in his 50’s….I don’t need to go into anymore detail!!! Thank you for this wonderful machine. —Gladys R.
 
 
 
  Hip and Lower Back Pain
I can’t wait any longer to tell you I’ve broken all your records for results. Within six weeks of owning my Exerciser 2000 Elite® I referred seven people who also purchased a machine. My hips kept me awake all night so I hated to go to bed and to get up. I sat in a recliner all day as my lower back was a killer. The first day I used the machine for a total of 10 minutes. I went to bed and woke up in the morning and haven’t had any hip pain since. Unbelievable! My lower back pain is also gone! Just finished shampooing five rooms of carpet. So very sorry I didn’t order it sooner. It paid for itself the first week. People just look at me and wonder what happened. Oh yes, I am 87 years old! Thanks for my new life. – Dorothy B.
 
 

Increased Energy

 
  Increased energy
I use the Exerciser 2000 Elite® during the day when my energy level starts to drop. After 15 minutes on the machine I am fully rejuvenated and ready to go again!
I no longer have to rely on my afternoon espresso to get me through the day thanks to the Exerciser 2000 Elite®. —Linda T., Mass.
 
 
 
  Relief from Edema and much more
Since we received our Exerciser 2000 Elite® we have been using it regularly. The edema in my legs and hands is almost gone. I can see my ankles and my wedding band is no longer tight. I have had numbness in my right toes for sometime now due to my high blood sugar condition. It was gone in 3 weeks after using the machine 3 times each day. I wake up in the morning with more energy than I have had since I was a young person. Not bad considering I work two jobs with over 70 hours a week. I had knee surgery in January of 2001 and had to take a desk job due to slow healing, swelling and pain. Now the pain is almost gone from the knee and the swelling is greatly reduced since using the Exerciser 2000 Elite®. The most interesting pain was in my shoulder. I injured it at work mowing grass almost 5 years ago. I just waited for it to get better, but it didn’t. I couldn’t raise my arm above my head without a great deal of pain. Well, three 16 minute sessions per day, on the Exerciser 2000 Elite® and it is gone! I can raise my arm above my head with no pain at all. I’m also no longer bothered with loud snoring which helps me sleep, plus having more oxygen in the blood during sleep helps with a great nights sleep. Thank you for the Exerciser 2000 Elite®. —Claudia H.
 
 
 
  Lower Back Pain Relief
I have chronic low back pain that started when I was in the Navy. I have been told to do back exercises. My back would hurt the worst in the morning. The first time I tried Exerciser 2000 Elite®, the next morning my back pain was almost gone and I couldn’t believe it. I now use it morning and night along with my family who has seen numerous benefits, as well. We keep it in the living room so we never forget to use it. I almost forgot, I also have lots more energy. —G. Frecht
 
 
 
  Edema
The Exerciser 2000 Elite® is the best product I have ever purchased. I have only been using it twice a day for three weeks and the benefits are wonderful already. I have more energy, I have almost all the leg edema gone and I feel more energetic. I am 48 and would walk like I was 78, now in only three weeks I am probably 80% pain free. I will continue to use this product every day. Thank you for the high quality look and feel of my machine! – James K.
 
 

Weight Loss

 
  Constipation and weight loss
“I have had constipation problems for over 25 years. Since I have been using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® I have been regular every day and have begun to lose weight. This is truly a blessing and is so easy to use.” —Jeannie
 
 
 
  Constipation and weight loss
After suffering from IBS for over a year I purchased the Exerciser 2000 Elite® in hopes to help my problem. After using the machine for 30 days I lost 17 pounds and am no longer bothered by IBS. I love my Exerciser 2000 Elite®—it has changed
my life! —Keith J., Missouri
 
 

Cold Feet

 
  World War II Veteran with health problems
I am a World War II Veteran with a basket of health problems. I saw your ad in the VFW magazine, came to your showroom and, after a brief demonstration, I bought one on the spot. After using the machine for 30 days I had worked up to 16 minutes, 3 times a day on Program 2. I had headaches, high blood pressure, arthritis, joint pain, back pain, stiff muscles, cold feet and breathing problems. I have improved all of these problems and I am so happy that I can go to bed at night with warm feet. My mail box is 150 feet from my house and I used to have to stop and rest two times on a trip to get the mail. Yesterday, I made the round trip non-stop. I am so happy that I found some relief for some of my health problems. At 86 years old, I know that I am a very lucky man. Our son, was over the other day and tried the Exerciser 2000 Elite® and says he just has to get him one! We thank you great people at Clark Enterprises. I am very happy for the help of my new Exerciser 2000 Elite®. It’s Great! —Hugh L.
 
 
 
  I was skeptical at first
I purchased the Exerciser 2000 Elite® approximately a month ago. I have Spinal Stenosis of the Lumbar and Cervical spine. I was going in the hospital approximately two or three times a year and getting Epidurals under total anesthesia. I have been on a pain management program for approximately 6 months. I also have severe Osteoarthritis and am bothered with inflammation. Since using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® my pain has diminished considerably. I also had ice cold feet and could not get them warm in anyway while in bed. Since using this machine my feet are toasty warm. Also, I have been doing the Program 1 before retiring and I sleep like a baby. My attitude and just over all feeling has changed and I know it is because I feel better. I was very skeptical at first and felt we could not afford to put that kind of money out. Well, if things continue the way they have been going, this machine will pay for itself just in what I pay for medication. I feel the machine will continue to help in more ways than one and would highly recommend it to anyone who wants to feel better. Thank you Clark Enterprises for making this product available to the public. I only hope that more people will give it a try. —Carol M.
 
 
 
  Diabetics
I am in my late 80’s and have diabetes. The first thing I noticed when I started using my Exerciser 2000 Elite® was that my feet were warm when I went to bed. They were always ice cold before. Because one of my problems is poor circulation, I use the machine three times a day for 10 minutes each; in the morning, late afternoon and just before bed. I almost forgot to mention that I have not been able to lift my arms above my head. Now I can do it. You think that’s no big deal until you can’t do it anymore. Thanks for a wonderful machine. —Ralph K.
 
 

Spinal Stenosis

 
  I was skeptical at first
I purchased the Exerciser 2000 Elite® approximately a month ago. I have Spinal Stenosis of the Lumbar and Cervical spine. I was going in the hospital approximately two or three times a year and getting Epidurals under total anesthesia. I have been on a pain management program for approximately 6 months. I also have severe Osteoarthritis and am bothered with inflammation. Since using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® my pain has diminished considerably. I also had ice cold feet and could not get them warm in anyway while in bed. Since using this machine my feet are toasty warm. Also, I have been doing the Program 1 before retiring and I sleep like a baby. My attitude and just over all feeling has changed and I know it is because I feel better. I was very skeptical at first and felt we could not afford to put that kind of money out. Well, if things continue the way they have been going, this machine will pay for itself just in what I pay for medication. I feel the machine will continue to help in more ways than one and would highly recommend it to anyone who wants to feel better. Thank you Clark Enterprises for making this product available to the public. I only hope that more people will give it a try. —Carol M.
 
 

Stiff Muscles

 
  World War II Veteran with health problems
I am a World War II Veteran with a basket of health problems. I saw your ad in the VFW magazine, came to your showroom and, after a brief demonstration, I bought one on the spot. After using the machine for 30 days I had worked up to 16 minutes, 3 times a day on Program 2. I had headaches, high blood pressure, arthritis, joint pain, back pain, stiff muscles, cold feet and breathing problems. I have improved all of these problems and I am so happy that I can go to bed at night with warm feet. My mail box is 150 feet from my house and I used to have to stop and rest two times on a trip to get the mail. Yesterday, I made the round trip non-stop. I am so happy that I found some relief for some of my health problems. At 86 years old, I know that I am a very lucky man. Our son, was over the other day and tried the Exerciser 2000 Elite® and says he just has to get him one! We thank you great people at Clark Enterprises. I am very happy for the help of my new Exerciser 2000 Elite®. It’s Great! —Hugh L.
 
 
 
  New energetic feeling
I can’t tell you how pleased I am with the Exerciser 2000 Elite®. I have had my machine for a little over a month and a half and seem to be getting stronger every day. To start with, I could not even get up off the floor without dragging myself up by a chair, now I can get up all by myself. I can also go up and down the basement steps much easier, which before I had to lead with my left leg and go slow. I am now using Program 1 before bed and Program 2 in the morning for energy. This new energetic feeling will be perfect next Spring when I want to get outside in my flower beds. Thank you very much. —Carol P.
 
 
 
  Extreme Osteoporosis
In January I ordered the Exerciser 2000 Elite, so I have only had it a bit over a month. It is everything you claim, and more! Thank you! I have two metal knees, and a small metal plate in my back, plus extreme osteoporosis, that necessitates my use of a walker. When I first got my machine I didn’t think it would affect the muscles that much, so I used it 10 minutes that morning, and 10 more minutes that afternoon. Oh! I learned! The next morning my leg muscles were so sore that I couldn’t pick up my ankles to get them onto the machine! I left it alone that first weekend, but then started out more sensibly at two minutes morning and night, and gradually worked up so that now I’m doing 16 minutes, and though I’m still doing speed one, I plan to try the other speeds shortly, and then I’ll be set to try both programs. Thank you so very much. By the way, I’m 92 years old. – Carey C.
 
 

Numbness

 
  Lower blood pressure after 4 months
I received my Exerciser 2000 Elite® in May 2006. The first 4 months I didn’t notice much difference. After using the machine for 5 or 6 months, I started monitoring improvements. I believe the reason it took so long to notice anything is because I was only using it once a day instead of twice a day. Now for the benefits I have received…my toes are not numb anymore. My lower back has improved about 70%. My blood pressure has dropped from 140/70 to 122/60 and I am not quite as tired as I used to be. My breathing is also a lot deeper. I will use this machine until I drop. —Tony S.
 
 
 
  Referred by a friend
My friend phoned me and said I should look in the American Legion magazine for an advertisement that he was extremely interested in. It was your Exerciser 2000 Elite®. In just a few days, my friend ordered one and was extremely impressed with the results. A few days later I also ordered one and my wife and I have been very, very impressed with the almost immediate results. Everything you say in your advertisement is certainly true. At the age of 86, I suffer from diabetes and very achy knees with almost bone on bone. The Exerciser 2000 Elite® has already helped the constant numbness in my feet and I actually screamed out in pain whenever I would take a step with my walker. My wife suffers from Fibromyalgia and perhaps post-polio syndrome along with a circulation problem and she has already seen improved results. Several years ago my wife had operations on both knees at the same time. Consequently, to get up and down off the floor is difficult. We took your suggestion and put a piece of plywood on a bed and that is the answer for anyone who cannot maneuver up and down from the floor. Your product is the greatest thing since the riding lawnmower. When a person is 21, you never give any thought to purchasing a riding lawnmower. You wait until you are 55 or older. All those years you could have had the luxury of mowing with ease. The same is true about your Exerciser 2000 Elite®. A person should purchase one at an early age and enjoy all the health improvements you notice immediately. —Wallace M.
 
 
 
  Relief From Neuropathy
I am so happy my daughter talked me into trying the Exerciser 2000 Elite® that was being demonstrated at the Cottonwood Mall here in Albuquerque, NM. I have had neuropathy in my feet and lower parts of my legs for over 7 years. My feet are numb all of the time which makes it very hard for me to walk without my walker. After using the machine at the mall for about 4 minutes, I noticed some sort of tingling in my feet. We decided to walk around for a while afterwards and 30 minutes later we stopped back to try the machine again. This time I went for 6 minutes. Again, I noticed the same tingling sensation as before only this time it was more intense. To make a long story short, my daughter decided to purchase the Exerciser 2000 Elite® for me. After using the machine every day for a little over 2 months, I now have feeling in both my feet and I am able to go to the mall with my daughter and leave my walker at home. I am so thankful my daughter bought this wonderful machine for me. —Maria G.
 
 
 
  Sciatica Pain Relief
I saw your ad for the Exerciser 2000 Elite® in the Elks magazine for several months. The information in the ad almost sounded “too good to be true”. With your no risk money back guarantee I figured I had nothing to lose so I purchased the machine…and boy, am I glad I did! I am 75 years old and suffer from sciatica, which makes my back and legs tighten up and causes numbness. After using the machine for only 4 minutes, I noticed my lower back loosening up. My sciatica is not giving me problems anymore and my body stays loosened up. My wife and I went to a restaurant the other day and we had to wait in line for about an hour. I was able to stand there without any pain! I have also had a snoring problem for quite sometime, however, since using the machine my snoring has subsided. My wife is so excited! I cannot tell you how much this machine has turned my life around. The Exerciser 2000 Elite® is the greatest thing since sliced bread! I am going to tell everyone I know about it. —C. Cummings
 
 
 
  Relief from Edema and much more
Since we received our Exerciser 2000 Elite® we have been using it regularly. The edema in my legs and hands is almost gone. I can see my ankles and my wedding band is no longer tight. I have had numbness in my right toes for sometime now due to my high blood sugar condition. It was gone in 3 weeks after using the machine 3 times each day. I wake up in the morning with more energy than I have had since I was a young person. Not bad considering I work two jobs with over 70 hours a week. I had knee surgery in January of 2001 and had to take a desk job due to slow healing, swelling and pain. Now the pain is almost gone from the knee and the swelling is greatly reduced since using the Exerciser 2000 Elite®. The most interesting pain was in my shoulder. I injured it at work mowing grass almost 5 years ago. I just waited for it to get better, but it didn’t. I couldn’t raise my arm above my head without a great deal of pain. Well, three 16 minute sessions per day, on the Exerciser 2000 Elite® and it is gone! I can raise my arm above my head with no pain at all. I’m also no longer bothered with loud snoring which helps me sleep, plus having more oxygen in the blood during sleep helps with a great nights sleep. Thank you for the Exerciser 2000 Elite®. —Claudia H.
 
 

Swelling / Inflammation

 
  Edema and more
After using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® twice a day for one week the swelling in my ankles went away. It has also helped my breathing, as I can get out and walk without having to stop and catch my breath! Thank you. —Shirley H., Florida
 
 
 
  I was skeptical at first
I purchased the Exerciser 2000 Elite® approximately a month ago. I have Spinal Stenosis of the Lumbar and Cervical spine. I was going in the hospital approximately two or three times a year and getting Epidurals under total anesthesia. I have been on a pain management program for approximately 6 months. I also have severe Osteoarthritis and am bothered with inflammation. Since using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® my pain has diminished considerably. I also had ice cold feet and could not get them warm in anyway while in bed. Since using this machine my feet are toasty warm. Also, I have been doing the Program 1 before retiring and I sleep like a baby. My attitude and just over all feeling has changed and I know it is because I feel better. I was very skeptical at first and felt we could not afford to put that kind of money out. Well, if things continue the way they have been going, this machine will pay for itself just in what I pay for medication. I feel the machine will continue to help in more ways than one and would highly recommend it to anyone who wants to feel better. Thank you Clark Enterprises for making this product available to the public. I only hope that more people will give it a try. —Carol M.
 
 
 
  65th birthday present
A few months ago I was reading my National News magazine from The American Legion and came across your ad for the Exerciser 2000 Elite®. I found the ad to be very interesting but thought about it for quite a while before deciding whether or not I wanted to make this type of investment. I finally decided to go ahead and order your Exerciser 2000 Elite®, as a 65th birthday present to myself. I must tell you, this is the best investment I ever made, one that absolutely benefits my health. For years, I would have trouble with swelling in my left leg, even in my younger years of 20’s and 30’s and lasted into my 60’s. I have been using the machine for the past six months and noticed right away that the swelling problem has subsided starting with the first month of use. My blood pressure has been elevated for the past 9 years and even with medication it hardly moved from 140/90 and sometimes higher if I became ill with a cold, etc. After six short months of use my blood pressure is now 120/82 and I do not get winded going up steps anymore. I used to huff and puff like it was going to be my last breath and I could hardly speak for a few minutes plus I would have this severe pounding in my chest. All I could hear was this ba-boom, ba-boom coming up into my ears from my chest. Not anymore. I am really feeling good about myself these days and still working a full time job! Thank you for your fabulous machine. —Judith K.
 
 

Neuropathy

 
  Relief From Neuropathy
I am so happy my daughter talked me into trying the Exerciser 2000 Elite® that was being demonstrated at the Cottonwood Mall here in Albuquerque, NM. I have had neuropathy in my feet and lower parts of my legs for over 7 years. My feet are numb all of the time which makes it very hard for me to walk without my walker. After using the machine at the mall for about 4 minutes, I noticed some sort of tingling in my feet. We decided to walk around for a while afterwards and 30 minutes later we stopped back to try the machine again. This time I went for 6 minutes. Again, I noticed the same tingling sensation as before only this time it was more intense. To make a long story short, my daughter decided to purchase the Exerciser 2000 Elite® for me. After using the machine every day for a little over 2 months, I now have feeling in both my feet and I am able to go to the mall with my daughter and leave my walker at home. I am so thankful my daughter bought this wonderful machine for me. —Maria G.
 
 

Gout

 
  Back Pain Relief
My wife and I both use the Exerciser 2000 and are extremely pleased with it and the results obtained. Up until recently, we had been going to a school where they were teaching young adults to become massage therapists, however, the school had to close down for various reasons. I had been seeing your magazine ad for this machine for quite some time and finally decided to try it. What a wonderful discovery! I suffer from a combination of Gout, Diabetes and lower back problems. My wife has problems with her neck, right shoulder and upper back. I won’t say that this machine is a cure-all, but comes very close. I use it three times a day and she uses it twice a day. It would be difficult to describe the changes it has brought us. Suffice it to say that, for us, it is an answer to a prayer. If someone is contemplating a purchase, don’t wait. You will never be sure how much it does help in so many ways, until you try it. You will not be disappointed. Thank you so much for providing to us the means to relieve a lot of pain and enjoy life again. — D. Dinkel
 
 
 
  Knee Pain Relief and much more
We recently received our Exerciser 2000 Elite® and the miracles started happening. In September of 2000, I took early retirement as a HVAC mechanic from Jefferson County Schools because my doctor told me the next time I had an injury I would have to have knee replacement surgery. A great deal of my work was either on my knees or on a ladder with a heavy tool pouch on. Both knees gave me a lot of pain, but now it is gone. The real test was when it was time to get the extension ladder and get the rain gutters on the house cleaned out again. For the first time in years, my knees didn’t hurt going up and down the ladder. When I got up the next morning I had no pain at all. I’ve had edema in my legs and ankles for about 20 years and I noticed an improvement after one week. Now it’s almost gone. I have also quit taking my gout meds. I don’t think I need them anymore and this winter was a bad one for gout (not the weather…but the holiday food). I have had varicose veins below my right knee ever since I was a kid, checking out groceries all day for Safeway. I recently noticed the veins aren’t bulging out anymore. My asthma and sleep apnea are also both much better. I feel alive again, and don’t nap much anymore. I guess this machine helps just about everything. Too bad it doesn’t fix teeth! Life is good! –—David H.
 
 

Varicose Veins

 
  Knee Pain Relief and much more
We recently received our Exerciser 2000 Elite® and the miracles started happening. In September of 2000, I took early retirement as a HVAC mechanic from Jefferson County Schools because my doctor told me the next time I had an injury I would have to have knee replacement surgery. A great deal of my work was either on my knees or on a ladder with a heavy tool pouch on. Both knees gave me a lot of pain, but now it is gone. The real test was when it was time to get the extension ladder and get the rain gutters on the house cleaned out again. For the first time in years, my knees didn’t hurt going up and down the ladder. When I got up the next morning I had no pain at all. I’ve had edema in my legs and ankles for about 20 years and I noticed an improvement after one week. Now it’s almost gone. I have also quit taking my gout meds. I don’t think I need them anymore and this winter was a bad one for gout (not the weather…but the holiday food). I have had varicose veins below my right knee ever since I was a kid, checking out groceries all day for Safeway. I recently noticed the veins aren’t bulging out anymore. My asthma and sleep apnea are also both much better. I feel alive again, and don’t nap much anymore. I guess this machine helps just about everything. Too bad it doesn’t fix teeth! Life is good! –—David H.
 
 
 
  Over All Well-Being
Thank you for offering this wonderful machine, I am so amazed with the results I have experienced. After only 2 months the ugly veins on my legs disappeared and years of fatigue vanished. After spending thousands of dollars on treatments with no avail, I can’t believe this machine has done so much for me. Not only do I get the luxury of youthful energy, but also the sweetest and deepest sleep. I can’t remember the last time I felt this way. The feeling of well-being is so precious. I am positively looking forward to using my Exerciser 2000 Elite® 2 to 3 times a day for the rest of my life. It is unbelievable how fast I experienced the results. Thank you for your generosity and for being the bridge builders to well-being. —Rose B.
 
 

MS

 
  Wonderful results for a lady with MS
I have had MS for over 33 years and been in a wheelchair for the past 18 years. After a routine check up my neurologist noted that since I have been using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® for the past 4 months, I am stronger, my speech is better and my mind is clearer. I started slowly (very important) with speed #1, and then slowly worked up until now I use my favorite speed #5. I, also, started with 6 minutes and worked slowly up to what I do today, which is 32 minutes, twice a day. It really loosens me up and makes me more limber. I am doing so much better using my walker and my balance is much better. I used to use the machine on the floor; however, I find it much more comfortable using it on the new Exerciser 2000 Elite® table that I purchased a few months ago. I can do so many more things since I started using the Exerciser 2000 Elite® . For instance, I would do the laundry and then my aide would fold and put away the clothes. Now, I’m doing the whole thing. Plus, I put my dishes away and am doing most of my own housework. Now my aides are here mainly to take me places. I just love this machine… especially the pre-programmed settings. I continue to share the Exerciser 2000 Elite® with a lot of my MS support group and they now have wonderful stories to tell, as well.
—Judith R.
 
 

Stress

 
  Stress
I bought my Exerciser 2000® a little over a year ago and cannot believe the results I have experienced. I breath much better, my circulation is better and with our busy lifestyle I find my stress level has improved. I use the machine 16 minutes morning and night. Thank you for a great machine that helps to make life more pleasant and less stressful. —Leroy H.
 
 

Sexual Dysfunction

 
  Sexual Dysfunction
I tried this wonderful machine while attending a trade show in the Kansas City area. I had been walking through the show for quite some time and my lower back and hips were starting to bother me. I am somewhat overweight, which doesn’t help my hip problem. The gentleman at the show was giving 4 minute demonstrations and I didn’t figure I had anything to lose and besides I could lie down for 4 minutes and take a load off my feet. When the machine shut off after 4 minutes, I felt a tingling sensation in my legs. I was amazed how good my low back and hips felt. My husband and I decided to buy the machine and give it a try since it had a money back guarantee. After having the machine for a little over a week my husband decided to try it since I kept going on about how good it made me feel. While my husband was using the machine he told me there was “something funny going on”. “I am having somewhat of a tingling sensation, but it is not in my legs”, he said. My husband is 76 and I am 68. My husband’s sex drive has diminished over the past 8-9 years. As of this writing, we both have been using the machine for a month and a half. My husband is acting like he is in his 50’s….I don’t need to go into anymore detail!!! Thank you for this wonderful machine. —Gladys R.
 
 

Depression

 
  Depression
A man in his thirties who did not want his name mentioned has suffered from depression for many years. Many times he would feel suicidal for no apparent reason. Since using his machine daily, he reports that his feelings of suicide don’t seem to be present and that he has a much better outlook on life. Could this be due to the release of endorphins in the body while using the machine?
 
 

IBS

 
  Constipation and weight loss
After suffering from IBS for over a year I purchased the Exerciser 2000 Elite® in hopes to help my problem. After using the machine for 30 days I lost 17 pounds and am no longer bothered by IBS. I love my Exerciser 2000 Elite®—it has changed
my life! —Keith J., Missouri
 
 

Sciatica

 
  Relief from sciatica
I am 54 years old, in good physical shape and like to ride horses every day. About 4 years ago I tripped over a garden hose and fell. Ever since then, I have had huge pain in my right leg and they say it is from the sciatica nerve. I went through physical therapy, which was very costly, and if I do the exercises every day, for one hour, it does seem to help. The problem is I work full time and sit at a computer all day and the pain comes back immediately. I even sold my stick shift car and got an automatic as it pained me to shift. The fact that I bent my body was troubling the issue. So, I was desperate. I could not afford the therapy and really did not have the time to do it in my lifestyle. Then I discovered your machine….after 2 weeks of using the machine twice a day for 10 minutes per session, on speed 2, I now have no problems. Now, I can do it every other day and it keeps the pain gone. Wonderful and amazing….worth every penny! Thank you. —Jennifer M.
 
 
 
  Sciatica Pain Relief
I saw your ad for the Exerciser 2000 Elite® in the Elks magazine for several months. The information in the ad almost sounded “too good to be true”. With your no risk money back guarantee I figured I had nothing to lose so I purchased the machine…and boy, am I glad I did! I am 75 years old and suffer from sciatica, which makes my back and legs tighten up and causes numbness. After using the machine for only 4 minutes, I noticed my lower back loosening up. My sciatica is not giving me problems anymore and my body stays loosened up. My wife and I went to a restaurant the other day and we had to wait in line for about an hour. I was able to stand there without any pain! I have also had a snoring problem for quite sometime, however, since using the machine my snoring has subsided. My wife is so excited! I cannot tell you how much this machine has turned my life around. The Exerciser 2000 Elite® is the greatest thing since sliced bread! I am going to tell everyone I know about it. —C. Cummings
 
 

Leg Pain

 
  Leg Pain Relief
I received my Exerciser 2000 Elite® today, I tried it as recommend for 8 minutes and it’s unbelievable! I felt a difference in the way my legs felt. I am 71 years old and still work 8 hours a day as a safety specialist which requires me to do a lot of walking. If what I have felt in one 8 minute session is just the beginning, I am really looking forward to using this machine every day for the rest of my life. —D. Garner
 
 
 
  Leg Pain
A big thank you for the Exerciser 2000 Elite®. After one week my body is feeling the results. Leg pain is reduced and I know will be gone with another week of treatment. Thank you again for providing a miracle. – Joe & Alona F.
 
 
 
  A Brief Explanation from a Chiropractor
The Exerciser 2000 Elite® stimulates the spinal column through a rhythmic serpentine motion. While the spine is moving, the surrounding soft tissue is also moving. This musculature and ligamentous tissue is also being stretched, in which increased flexibility is gained. There is also a benefit of motion within all the tissues of the body, including, the myofascial tissues of the abdomen and chest. As these tissues are moved, we find that the circulation has increased, and especially in the lymphatic tissues, we see circulation that is increased dramatically, as these tissues require motion to function, as they are not under pressure like the arterial and venous systems. The use of the Exerciser 2000 Elite®, in the office, can be billed to various insurance providers under various billing reimbursement codes such as: 97112 for neuromuscular reeducation, 97250 for myofascial release, 97110 for therapeutic passive exercise, 97265 for joint mobilization, 97140 mechanical therapy techniques and 97530 for therapeutic activities. E0935 can be used for selling a machine to a patient under Durable Medical Equipment (DME) as a Passive Motion Exercise Device. In conclusion, the Exerciser 2000 Elite® fits very well into the vitalistic philosophy. It enables people to benefit themselves at home. It is a valuable asset in moving lymph fluid, oxygenating the blood, increasing immune system function, maintaining mobility in the spine, and additionally freeing up a spine that has become stiff and arthritic. This machine assists and helps people maintain health and function throughout their lifetime. —Garry G., D.C.
 
 
 
  These statements are personal experiences from our customers and are considered anecdotal. They have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to treat, cure or prevent any diseases.  
 
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